Cast 100
Max Burkholder
John Bennett
Alanna Ubach
Susan Bennett
Scott Grimes
Matty Bennett
Giorgia Whigham
Blaire Bennett
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Penny Johnson Jerald
Principal Bernard
Mike Henry
Bank Employee
Charly Jordan
Sheila Borgwort
Marissa Shankar
Sarah
Ian McKellen
Narrator (voice)
Milan Anderson
Cupcake
Shannon Dee
Peaches
Claire Dellamar
Beef Stroganoff
Alexander G. Eckert
Kyle
Arthur Gazarian
James
Gail Goldberg
Gert Fechko
Ara Hollyday
Andrew
Don Lake
Bert
John Viener
Dr. Frankel
Audrey Wasilewski
Muriel
Jack Seavor McDonald
Clive
Chelsea Davison
Brenda
Evan Hannemann
Sean
Kelsey Peterjohn
Employee
Liz Richman
Polly
Walker Satterwhite
Kid
Danny Smith
Anesthesiologist (voice)
Dustin Wayne
Mike
Jacob Zelonky
Derek
Dana Gould
Priest
Marc Jablon
Restaurant Manager
JD Cullum
Lloyd
Chris Coppola
Video Store Clerk
Tom Costello
Coach
Jim Kane
Video Store Clerk
Connor Keene
Waiter (Kevin)
Julie Burrise
Porn Star Girl
Austin Nash Chase
Basketball Player (Hampton)
James Coker
Middle-Aged Guy
Preston García
Rusty
Harrison Harvey
Waiter (Brad)
Liam Manfredonia
Porn Star Guy
Paul Vato
Lonely-Looking Dude
Brendan Jennings
Ostrich Owner
Danny Jolles
Will
Josh Stamberg
Professor Lucas Damon
Aiden Arnold
Scott Hamilton Kid
Reyna Calvillo
Paige
Damian Cecere
Irish Springs Announcer
Indiana Elle
Belle Kid
Cash Handal
Barney Kid
Dean Hermansen
Sixteen-Year-Old Boy
Mara Hernandez
College Girl #3
Courtney Lin
College Girl #2
Sarah Jane MacKay
Alana
Michael Mourra
Batman Kid
Romyn Smith
Hulk Kid
Kimberly Woods
College Girl #1
Erin Moore
Jessica
Francesca Xuereb
Erin
Ivar Brogger
Father Odell
Bobby Strom
Dennis (voice)
Donna Medine
Choir Member
Tracey Stephens
Church Goer
Jason Kravits
Mr. Maynard
Paul Schackman
Sandy
Charlotte Fountain-Jardim
Betheny Borgwort
Tim Russ
ER Doctor
Jeff Bottoms
News Anchor
Rachael MacFarlane
Pre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice)
Steve Callaghan
Pharmacy Employee
A.J. Rafael
Deejay
Scott Michael Campbell
Bernie Bennett
Peter Macon
Avery Lawrence
Michael Gunning
Cameron
Mela Lee
Candy (voice)
Julie Nathanson
Shauna (voice)
Amanda Rea
Woman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial
Adam Navas
Prison Guard
Darrin Revitz
Phone Sex Operator (voice)
Jordan Jarvis
Boy #1
Julius Sharpe
Phone Voice (American Airlines) (voice)
Sam Coffelt
Boy #2
Alison Gold
Girl #1
Chelsea Campbell
Girl #2
Lauren Quinn
Party Girl #1
Sydney Gates
Party Girl #2
Claire DeJean
Party Girl #3
Michaela McManus
Charlotte Robicheck
Ross Partridge
David Robicheck
Brett Rickaby
Dr. C. Lukert
Jessica Lundy
Arlene Goldbaum
Eve Sigall
Elderly Woman
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Chris
Derek Mears
Dral'hul
Martin Klebba
Gnomish Merchant
Matt Gottlieb
Cultist
Matthew Haddad
Brent
Sebastian Schier
Ken
Alexander Vogt
Wendall